First I Drink the Coffee Then I Take a Giant Dump – Funny Coffee T-Shirt

Coffee first. Everything else comes after.

The “First I Drink the Coffee Then I Take a Giant Dump” T-shirt is made for coffee lovers with absolutely no filter. A ridiculous combination of caffeine, bathroom humor, and bold artwork makes this one hard to ignore.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable comfort

- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture

- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit

- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction

- Sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label and preshrunk fabric

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean