First I Drink the Coffee Then I Take a Giant Dump Shirt | Funny Coffee T-Shirt

FIRST I DRINK THE COFFEE — THEN I TAKE A GIANT DUMP. A funny coffee shirt for anyone whose morning routine isn't complete until the caffeine kicks in and nature immediately comes calling.

Featuring a wild cartoon coffee cup, overflowing hot coffee, coffee pot, toilet humor, and an unapologetically ridiculous morning routine, this graphic tee is perfect for coffee lovers, caffeine addicts, morning coffee drinkers, bathroom humor fans, sarcastic coworkers, and anyone who knows exactly what happens after that first cup.

Perfect for morning coffee runs, work, office parties, coffee shops, gag gifts, birthdays, Christmas gifts, weekend mornings, and anyone who appreciates outrageous bathroom humor.

TRASH — Bad Decisions Look Better on a T-Shirt.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable comfort

- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture

- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit

- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction

- Sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label and preshrunk fabric

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean